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    25 October 2005
    Ramadan, day 22, too early...
    The latest from my boss...

    2012 Olympic Games, London

    It's 2012 and its the Olympics in London.A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman want to get in but they haven't got tickets.

    The Scotsman picks up a man hole cover. Tucks it under his arm and walks to the gate. "McTavish, Scotland" he says, "Discus" and in he walks.

    The Englishman picks up a length of scaffolding and slings it over his shoulder. "Pocklington-Smythe, England" he says, "Pole vault" and in he walks.

    The Irishman looks round and picks up a roll of barbed wire and tucks it under his arm, "O'Malley, Ireland," he says, "Fencing".

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    posted by Bravecat @ 10:15 am  
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