1. You realise that people born in the eighties can have solid work experience.
2. You seriously consider buying Good Housekeeping instead of Cosmopolitan.
3. You spend your wedding anniversary flirting with your high school sweetheart on sms while your spouse enjoys a silly show on TV.
4. You make a mushroom pie and it comes out pretty good.
5. You catch yourself saying "when you're MY age..."
6. People you fancy are all married with kids.
7. You are shocked that teenagers nowadays have no idea who Billy Idol is.
8. You cry at the movies.
9. Hot stuff that makes your heart race is sold at Starbucks.
10. You buy garden furniture.
11. You invite friends over for home cooked dinner and actually use garden furniture.
Yes, people, Cat is getting old. But as they say, I may be old enough to know better, but I am still too young to care! :P
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Dont fuss kitty kat! You're still a hot chick! Now tell me how come I never got to try the mushroom pie? =]