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    23 April 2006
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    I wasn't going to post this here, but the sender dared me to not only post the questionnaire, but the coversation that ensued as well! So here goes - for your entertainment :p


    1. Male Bashing


    Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
    A: Puppies grow up
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    Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
    A: Because they are…
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    Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
    A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever
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    Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?
    A: Who cares?????
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    Q: What did God say after he created man?
    A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman.
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    Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?
    A: I don't know, I've never seen either
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    Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
    A: i) no mind ii) no business
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    Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
    A: Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions
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    Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
    A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink
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    Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
    A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving
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    Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
    A: Exchange him!!


    2. The subsequent mini dialogue:

    Cat: and oh how true...
    Sender: yeah? i dont know abt guys
    Cat: 100% true
    Sender: hmm all men?
    Cat: no, thanks goodness
    Cat: some men are great
    Cat: even though they are ALL pigs
    Sender: dare u to post this conv on ur blog
    Cat: what will I get?
    Sender: abt 70 comments!
    Cat: from who?
    Sender: all THE PIGS?


    :-)


    posted by Bravecat @ 10:13 am  
    35 Comments:
    • At 23/04/2006, 10:39, Anonymous Uncle J..aka Jaguu... said…

      :))

      It would have been fun to see the SENDER's expressions now:P .....I am commenting so am I a Pig?? *Oink Oink*

       
    • At 23/04/2006, 11:28, Blogger Qatar Cat said…

      J,

      Haha no of course you are not a pig.
      That was PMS talking, not me :P

      But that's irrelevant. I won my dare!

      :^)

       
    • At 23/04/2006, 14:11, Anonymous jack said…

      But Catty try to understand

       
    • At 23/04/2006, 14:23, Blogger Qatar Cat said…

      Jack,

      I love it love it love it!!!

      :singing along:

       
    • At 23/04/2006, 14:56, Blogger hibbalicious said…

      LOL sorry Cat but i couldn resist sending those jokes to my husband and my dad in law, they are funnyyyyyyyyyyy lol, espeicially the one about the floor tiles . . .

      This brightened up ma day lol

       
    • At 23/04/2006, 15:36, Blogger Dotsson said…

      Loooool! Funny Qatar Cat... very funny.

       
    • At 23/04/2006, 16:20, Blogger Yours Truly...Conman said…

      Men suck!

       
    • At 23/04/2006, 18:02, Blogger ahmed said…

      No comment!


      :P

       
    • At 23/04/2006, 18:12, Blogger Irony said…

      MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..I like this!!!

       
    • At 23/04/2006, 19:47, Blogger Silent Altitude said…

      so men are pigs huh? nice, unfortunately though for women they cannot live without them, they need the flattery, the compliments and the constant re-assurance of how they are the best in the world, and who better to do that than a man who is in love with a woman.

      Φιλάκια γατούλα.

       
    • At 23/04/2006, 20:32, Blogger confused arab chick said…

      Not quite 70 comments.. but well on your way :P

       
    • At 23/04/2006, 21:35, Anonymous jack said…

      Irony,

      Yoooo hooo ... long time no see ... will you wear it if big daddy buys it for you?

       
    • At 23/04/2006, 21:46, Blogger [m]att™ said…

      I believe you have a vital grammar error in your post, and I felt the need to point it out. I believe you meant to say "straight men" instead of just "men" in almost all of those sentences.

      You can thank me later for the correction. :D

       
    • At 24/04/2006, 02:17, Blogger mimi said…

      HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA.. LOL! So true!!! Well, I don't know about all men cuz I don't think my dad's like that.. but the guy's I've come across! MY GOD!!!!! It fits 'em like a glove fits a hand!

       
    • At 24/04/2006, 09:13, Blogger Qatar Cat said…

      Hibbalicious,

      That means your hubby and daddy-in-law have a great sense of humour, otherwise you wouldn't have sent it. :^)

      Dottie,

      Look who's here! Been a while!

      Conman,

      I hear ya.

      Ahmed,

      It is true. Trust me. How's Bahrain trip going?

      Irony,

      I liked it too. Especially the man vs. brick one :p

       
    • At 24/04/2006, 09:18, Blogger Qatar Cat said…

      SA,

      In my experience, men need much more reassurance than women. And they usually get it :p

      Chick,

      LOL I am not counting on that! But thanks for helping to bring it up to 70! :^)

      Jack,

      Now where does that stick?

      Matt,

      My bad! Of course I meant straight men! You KNOW I meant straight men. :-*

      Mimi,

      Yup, these rarely apply to our dads, but almost always to our peers :p

      =^..^=

       
    • At 24/04/2006, 11:40, Blogger Bandarof said…

      Well women aren't perfect either :P

       
    • At 24/04/2006, 11:51, Blogger Qatar Cat said…

      Bazza,

      Women ARE perfect. End of discussion.

      :p

       
    • At 24/04/2006, 15:03, Blogger hibbalicious said…

      Lol NEITHER one was pleased i got emails talking about those 'STUPID' and 'childish' jokes i sent lol

      Theyre not as funny as i assumed lol

       
    • At 24/04/2006, 20:35, Blogger Bandarof said…

      True....Women think so only because we men always tell them that they are, and what do we get in return?? Same old stupid nickname :P

       
    • At 25/04/2006, 09:44, Blogger Qatar Cat said…

      Hibbalicious,

      LOL that's another proof that men are silly :p

      Bazza,

      And that's the way it should be. :-*

       
    • At 25/04/2006, 12:00, Blogger Bandarof said…

      If men are pigs...Women are cows...And that's teh way it should be :P

      Bandarof

       
    • At 25/04/2006, 13:05, Blogger Qatar Cat said…

      Women are heavenly creatures. There is no such thing as "if men are THIS, women are THAT". It's like saying "if water is wet, then fire is hot".

      :p

       
    • At 25/04/2006, 13:11, Blogger Bandarof said…

      Exactly my point...Men are also heavenly creatures, where the heck do you think we came from. In fact, men were created first :P Besides we are not the ones who start by calling you names, we keep calling you sweet names and all, but women usually cross the line first and call us pigs, and I repeat..If men are pigs then women are cows :D

      Bandarof

       
    • At 26/04/2006, 10:49, Anonymous Anonymous said…

      i agree, women are cows but men dont use them for milk but for other satisfying reasons. the plumper the better.

       
    • At 26/04/2006, 11:01, Blogger Qatar Cat said…

      Anon,

      You really live up to the proud name of "Pig"! Congratulations!

       
    • At 27/04/2006, 01:57, Blogger Bandarof said…

      Hey Anon

      Kiss my behind dude, you are the reason why men have such a reputation. And I'm sure you act this way only because you ain't gettin any milk nor anything else. Maybe you should turn to other pigs like yourself for some release, I'm sure you will like it too much and you will be one less a$$hole in the population of honorable straight men.

      Bandarof

       
    • At 27/04/2006, 10:15, Blogger Qatar Cat said…

      Bazza,

      Well, lol, you did kinda start it. And at least now I've got proof to back up my claim! Anon spoke as a true pig, and trust me there are plenty of them out there.

      But of course, not all men are pigs. I give you that.

       
    • At 27/04/2006, 22:23, Anonymous jack said…

      "But of course, not all men are pigs. I give you that."

      Tank you ...

       
    • At 28/04/2006, 13:29, Blogger Bandarof said…

      "But of course, not all men are pigs. I give you that."


      Thank you :)

       
    • At 03/05/2006, 12:49, Blogger Qatar Cat said…

      Jack, Bazza,

      Anytime, lol. You guys rehearsed that together before posting?

      :p

       
    • At 05/05/2006, 10:31, Blogger claytonia vices said…

      The post was funny and the comments truly entertaining! :-)

       
    • At 05/05/2006, 12:53, Blogger Qatar Cat said…

      CV,

      Thanks! And welcome :^)
      Glad you enjoyed it.

       
    • At 08/05/2006, 18:12, Blogger Ella said…

      i second ur comment on " women are perfect" ahah always thrilling to read ur blog..
      loved this post...

       
    • At 15/05/2006, 06:01, Blogger Susanne said…

      Oh look, you're halfway to those seventy comments. :)

       
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