It's midnight but I can't sleep. I am at a certain point in my life when for some reason nothing is certain. I have been thinking about how what happened to me in life made me the person I am now. Some things in life can be truly learned only by your own experience. Here is some midnight knowledge for you:
1. The opposite of love isn't hate.
2. Desperate Housewives and Godfather have answers to all possible midnight questions.
3. The grass is greener for a reason.
4. Words don't matter but they come handy very often.
5. If it really hurts - take a painkiller.
6. Safe sex is like a seatbelt.
7. At least half of what we say and hear isn't true.
8. Love ends where conditions begin.
9. Doors open, doors close.
10. Wine is heaven.
11. Some people are born that way.
12. Dogs are awesome.
13. Size matters.
14. Don't hug that tree, climb it.
15. Who created god?
16. Adds to 7.
Good night.
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You forgot 'Sex and the City' but I forgive you, A.C. :D