On my second cup of coffee this morning, the phone rang. Here is the conversation word by word for your entertainment.
Me: Allo
Voice (male, bad attempt at American accent): Blah Blah International?
Me: Yep. What can I do for you?
Voice: I’m calling from China Investment something. Can I talk to ... ummm… Mr. So and So? (name of my boss, close enough for me to understand but not nearly good enough to pass the line to my boss)
Me: What is it regarding?
Voice (accent getting worse): Business. Oh and what is his nationality? If you don’t mind me asking?
Me: Yes I mind. What exactly do you want?
Voice: Business. It’s actually complicated.
Me: We don’t do complicated, sorry.
Voice: Oh maybe I can talk to you then…
Me: I don’t think so. Thanks for calling though.
Voice: Ok, #$%^& it then (Hangs up).
Me: ROFL
Dear Investment Companies, insurance and reinsurance, brokers and shmockers! We appreciate your fervour in trying to talk us into your schemes and out of our money but we don’t have any money worth your attention. So BUGGER OFF! And oh well, since we are talking money here, how much are you willing to pay me for my boss’ nationality? I’ll sell :^)
Free advice: Dear above mentioned,
Go learn some telephone communication skills already!
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LOL...
mad woman...
hahahahahahahahaaha
We don't do complicated...
LOL....